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A Plethora Of Lawyers - A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are on a train going from New York to Washington, D.C.. The Russian takes a bootle of the finest Vodka out of his suitcase; pours click here for full text.
Bronze Statues - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. click here for full text.
Take His Place - An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. click here for full text.
A Dozen Lawyers - A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. click here for full text.
No Jail - A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. His lawyer told him click here for full text.
Stingy Lawyer - A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration click here for full text.
Lawyer's Dog - A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals click here for full text.
Wealthy Lawyer - A very wealthy lawyer and had a summer house in the country, which he retreated to for several weeks each summer. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend click here for full text.
Nut Dispute - Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!" click here for full text.
Pearly Gates - A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk click here for full text.
Irrelevant - Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds click here for full text.
Fee Schedule - A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. "Allright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents click here for full text.
Phone Hook Up - A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When the first visitor to his office came through the door, he immediately picked up his phone click here for full text.
The Whole Truth - The attorney was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the whole truth. Do you understand click here for full text.
High Legal Bill - A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item click here for full text.
Car Thief - Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me the truth? Did you steal the car?" click here for full text.
One Way Trip - NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent on a one way trip to Mars. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going click here for full text.
Fore - A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain click here for full text.
Lawyer's Genie - A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition click here for full text.
Material Goods - An attorney was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived click here for full text.
The Truth - "You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?" The witness turned to the judge and said click here for full text.
Good Advice - The new attorney was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered the attorney to confer click here for full text.
Justice Prevailed - A junior partner in a large law firm was sent to another country to represent a long term client accused of robbery. After several days of trial, the case was click here for full text.
Do You Serve Lawyers - A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied the bartender. click here for full text.
The Lawyer And The Doctor - It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said click here for full text.
Merry Christmas Disclaimer - Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration click here for full text.
What Do They Get - Mrs. Smith, the 7th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth click here for full text.
State Your Name - One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that its rear legs were set precariously click here for full text.
Shark - A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. click here for full text.
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