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A Plethora Of Lawyers - A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are on a train going from New York to Washington, D.C.. The Russian takes a bootle of the finest Vodka out of his suitcase; pours click here for full text.
Bronze Statues - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. click here for full text.
Take His Place - An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. click here for full text.
A Dozen Lawyers - A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. click here for full text.
No Jail - A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. His lawyer told him click here for full text.
Stingy Lawyer - A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration click here for full text.
Lawyer's Dog - A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals click here for full text.
Wealthy Lawyer - A very wealthy lawyer and had a summer house in the country, which he retreated to for several weeks each summer. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend click here for full text.
Nut Dispute - Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!" click here for full text.
Pearly Gates - A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk click here for full text.
Irrelevant - Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds click here for full text.
Fee Schedule - A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. "Allright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents click here for full text.
Phone Hook Up - A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When the first visitor to his office came through the door, he immediately picked up his phone click here for full text.
The Whole Truth - The attorney was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the whole truth. Do you understand click here for full text.
High Legal Bill - A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item click here for full text.
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