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Car Thief - Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me the truth? Did you steal the car?" click here for full text.
One Way Trip - NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent on a one way trip to Mars. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going click here for full text.
Fore - A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain click here for full text.
Lawyer's Genie - A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But there is one condition click here for full text.
Material Goods - An attorney was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived click here for full text.
The Truth - "You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?" The witness turned to the judge and said click here for full text.
Good Advice - The new attorney was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered the attorney to confer click here for full text.
Justice Prevailed - A junior partner in a large law firm was sent to another country to represent a long term client accused of robbery. After several days of trial, the case was click here for full text.
Do You Serve Lawyers - A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied the bartender. click here for full text.
The Lawyer And The Doctor - It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said click here for full text.
Merry Christmas Disclaimer - Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration click here for full text.
What Do They Get - Mrs. Smith, the 7th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth click here for full text.
State Your Name - One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that its rear legs were set precariously click here for full text.
Shark - A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. click here for full text.
Money For The Dead - A lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead click here for full text.
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